Genie in a bottle

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the
owner, apologize >and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost
us." ; So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near
the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people
that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry
about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle! for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll

keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a>
year
for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've
got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarante e you a long,
healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie
said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and
natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's
your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"< br
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She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "Really?!
Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"


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